What is Few Woodlands Matty?
I'm sure that many of you have wondered what would happen if "Matty Groves" was translated into German and then back into English again. Now thanks to those wonderful Altavista people , to be precise :- http://babelfish.altavista.com/ we can find out.
Few Woodlands Matty
A holiday, a holiday and first of the year
Lord Darnell, woman into the church,
Into which gospel for came to hear
And as the session it had taken place, into it, threw their eyes approximately
and there saw it few woodlands Matty and home went into the mass
"Come with me, few woodlands Matty, come home with me this evening
If you come home with me, few woodlands Matty and sleep with me to light"
"Oh, I can come not home, do not come I not home and sleep with you this evening
by the rings on your fingers I can explain to you, woman"
"What, if I am woman of the Lord Darnell,
Lord Darnell of the lord Darnell
Not at home for him am out in the far Cornfields that am,
Which get home the Jaehrlinge"
And an official, that being available was hearing
And which he was mentioned lord Darnell swore,
Which, he would know, before the sun would adjust
and into its haste for carrying the messages, bent it its chest
and came as he ran to the expanded thousandth stream,
removed he its shoes and he swam
Few woodlands Matty, lays down he and took few sleep
As if it woke up, was to lord Darnell at its feet saying the fact that
"How you like my feather/spring bed and like to do you may do my pages?
How do you do, like you my lady, are situated in your sleeping levers?"
"Oh, I like recess your feather/spring bed and - recess,
Which I like, your pages however
Me likes your lady homosexual improves,
Who is appropriate for lord Darnell in my sleeping levers "
"Well, is up, " cried, "get so above fast up,
How it to be able!
It is never said in appropriate England that I turn a bright man ",
"Oh, cannot I not rise, do not rise I not, can I not for my life span
For you rise two blade struck for a long time and I do not have a pocket meter",
"Well, that is applicable it I two struck blade
And them to cost me deeply in the fund,
But you have the better of them and I have that false",
"And you fasten the all first impact and it to fasten like you a man,
Whom I fasten the very following impact and I terminate you,
If I fastened box",
Then Matty the all first impact
And he hurt wound of the lord Darnell.
Lord Darnell did not fasten the very following impact
And Matty did not fasten.
And then lord Darnell took his wife and he sat her on his knee
Saying that "Who do you like the best of us, of woodlands Matty or from me? ",
And then spoke its own dear wife, never belongs up, to speak the freely,
"I'd rather a kiss of the dead lips Matty as it or you finery. ",
Lord Darnell, which it branched above and loud bawl
It fastened, it its woman wife by the inside and it was against the wall fixed.
"A grave, a grave, " lord Darnell cried,
"To used these loving into however buries my lady at the top side
For it was from the splendid trunks".
Thanks to Widds