I am grimy, and in need of a good wash.

No problem, matey, amongst the toilets on the camping fields you will find shower units. Or you could walk over to the Sports Pavilion, where showers can be taken. You'll be very welcome, because previous festival attendees raised the money to build the pavilion. Just a small "thank you" to the villagers who put up with this annual revelry. If you have the time to do so, you could always go into Banbury (bus times from Cropredy are listed in the programme) and find the swimming pool. Andrew Parry, of toilet-tip fame, reminded the author that the open-air pool boasts hot showers, and "nice toilets".